Monday 11 March 2013

AMVCA: Fashion Police Sentences Pa Kasumu, Fela's Daughter And Others


Pa Kasumu
These celebs disobeyed the rules and ethics of da red carpet..Da GliTaRatiz fashion Judges found them guilty of a two-count-charge of inappropriate dressing  and crappy poise + composure on the red carpet. They are hereby sentenced to a 1 year ban to any entertainment event in Nigeria! lmfao... Check out how they goofed;




Pa Kasumu: Pa Kasumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!...choi! u think say na CAC church you they go ni? In case you don't know him, he's a Veteran Yoruba comedian act.Next time when you're going for a red carpet event, try to get yourself a glass of milk to look refreshed,cos this scare-crow  facial appearance no fit red carpet ehh! if can milk too cost,N20 Cowbell with plenty sleep will help.Plus this gbagaun native or lace is fit for burial cos dem go even bounce am for wedding let alone a red carpet event!

Yeni Kuti   

 Yeni Kuti: na Super Man i know oooo... I no know say I be learner ehhh...as naija don produce the first indigenous "Super woman"! abi wetin we go call this Yeni, Femi Kuti's sister's artire on red carpet?? See as she dey flaunt her wings... she seems in a hurry to take off!  Abeg abeg abeg next time,be your brother's keeper and carry people wey no carry car, drop em for their crib ehh. Lagos definitely needs more "super women" to ease the chaotic traffic situation....lolzzzzzz

DJ Manny: Even though you're ma friend, u no try for here jorr. Why you  dey stand at attention as if dem dey call command for you? You dey parade ni? Plus ds ur pants wey dey keep Lagos clean....hian!  I no know say Fashola don employ celeb street sweepers ehh...*picks race*

Tony Okoroji

Tony Okoroji: I never knew 4 button suits was still trending until i saw our dear Baba Okoroji! Our revered PMAN President seems to be bringing back the relics of the 80's ehhh...Next time try upgrade to 2 button na if you think 1 button is too fashion forward for you!

You have a right to appeal our judgement between now and the next few hours provided you have sufficient grounds of appeal! *winks*



1 comment:

  1. You guy did well but where is jim iyke on this list cos that thing he worn was not red carpet approved. He looke like som1 going for for a strip joint opening rather than a red carpet. Not forgetin vimbye or whatever they call here that was co presenting with ik all the dress she worn during the show was just horrible. Girl next tym get a stylist to show how it is down if u can't afford one atleast u can afford a magazine. Kisses

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