5. Face Idibia ; If I don’t include 2 baba,
chai!! All da chics and baby mamas will go on rampage! The only man with the
legendary ability to simply shake you and your period is no where to be found!!
Baba, all tuale to you ooo…head bowed, lolzz. 2 Face has carved a niche for himself as a respected international artiste of great repute. He might not have all the packs but his baby face laced with a sexy, lanky physique makes him da chics favourite. When gals are crying when the “African Queen” crooner is performing, no be say na so the song sweet ehhh.. They’re simply envisaging him with them between the sheets!! Annie biko, just saying ooo..Now that you have him in your custody, they can only see but can’t touch! If I hear.. Are u learner? Tubaba go still dey do “kurukere” parole jorr..*don’t quote me abeg* Turns away…
Baba, all tuale to you ooo…head bowed, lolzz. 2 Face has carved a niche for himself as a respected international artiste of great repute. He might not have all the packs but his baby face laced with a sexy, lanky physique makes him da chics favourite. When gals are crying when the “African Queen” crooner is performing, no be say na so the song sweet ehhh.. They’re simply envisaging him with them between the sheets!! Annie biko, just saying ooo..Now that you have him in your custody, they can only see but can’t touch! If I hear.. Are u learner? Tubaba go still dey do “kurukere” parole jorr..*don’t quote me abeg* Turns away…
4. Peter- P Square : I’m a great fan of P square because me thinks
they have been consistently consistent and they are about the only Nigerian
artiste I have all their albums, apologies to the rest of ya ehh, I dey
download una songs na. Peter has however carved a niche for himself in da sexy
department. He no dey gree wear clothe again ooo cos his six packs is now
turning 7- Guiness book of Records, hope you’re listening. We had a hectic time
to find his pics with clothes on…chai!! Buh jokes apart, he’s da ladies man of
the duo with an eccentric dance skill, creative hair styles and quite
impressive dress sense…Paul, you’re jonzing oooo…buh at least the two of you
own da millions, that’s the ishh jare. The snag here is that Peter has a baby
mama and might be walking down the aisle soon. So ladies you can drool for all
you care, maybe taste a lil, buh no let madam catch you ooo…dancing Alingo**
3. Uti Nwachukwu ; Love him or hate him, you can’t help but turn your head when this dude storms any event. Uti makes looking dapper look like a child’s play! This 2010 Big Brother Africa winner, model, actor bla bla gave us the toughest time in selecting the pictures to herald his nomination. He’s got such an amazing style and physique that makes every outfit wanna be his buddy…lolz. Even if you can’t afford Uti’s upscale designers, I’ll bet you can’t resist the temptation to steal some for his designs for duplication by your local tailor. Argghhh…abi I dey over-hype am?? I don’t think so…he has decided to be bold and daring in the fashion department and he’s pulling it off real good. To say he’s sexy is an understatement cos his gaze and looks alone could get any nun to wanna get laid! Plus he’s still a bachelor…so ladies, what are you waiting for?? But ask him abeg ooo….*lips sealed*
2. Bryan Okwara ; Even though Bryan is da Ex- Mr Nigeria, he seems the
only one that befits that title. Others after him have left more to be desired.
You can’t call him handsome guess pretty will be more appropriate. The “Celebrity
takes two” star, actor, model doesn’t have to force the smiles at the clinking
of cameras, it comes effortlessly. The Spa must be this guy’s second home cos I
simply can’t explain such a flawless skin from head to toe. This he complements
with a well toned body that make em go “gaga crazy”- no vex Chuddy K, you too
might make da next list if you keep a date with your surgeons!...lmfao* Bryan
where is your girlfriend ooo?? Is it some sort of co-incidence that most of you
that made this list don’t flaunt your babes? It better not be what I’m
thinking…*picks race*
- D’banj: “Stand up.. Stand up.. For the champion For the champion”…We present to you da GliTaRatiz Naija Sexiest man… D’banj!! He’s an amazing combination of swags, energy, outstanding fashion sense, handsome and slim-built… arghh!! Only you? He’s been able to rise against all odds and emerge a world acclaimed entertainer. Nobody gave him a chance to remain relevant after he left Mo hits buh the reverse is the case as he’s dwarfed his Ex- Mohits crew turn Marvin in recognition and achievements. He was da face of Africa in the closing ceremony of the African Cup of Nations where he posted a stunning performance. D’banj’s raunchy and scintillating dance steps and enchanting sex appeal gets da ladies eager and itching to taste the “koko”, that’s why he’s called the kokomaster! Na una go know if he’s really d master down there oo..lolz.. what is not in doubt is that he remains Nigeria’s sex symbol and international artiste of immense connections and fame.
If you think your favourites
didn’t make the list, its either he didn’t meet the strident criteria of fame,
achievements, swags or he’s not hawt in the fashion department. If ya think
we’re on point or we goofed in some of the choices…let’s sample your opinions
via your comments beneath.. There’s still an opportunity next quarter for those
that lost out..*winks*
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